forlackofabettercomic: collegehumor: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! There’s a cockroach in your house! I don’t know what vengeful deity you’ve offended to deserve this fate, but now you have to deal with it! WHAT WILL YOU DO? 1. Panic. 2. Invite your neighbor over, then have him kill it. 3. Muster your courage and kill it yourself. 4. Move out of your house. I’m super proud of this one, so click through and continue the adventure!